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Thu, Jan. 6th, 2011 | 07:33 pm  slavezombie


stupid pet tricks. Play dead.
slavezombie
I kinda sorta got the dog to play dead. It's the only thing I kind of had patience for. Of all the pets I've tried to teach neat tricks, I've only really managed to achieve one or two tricks with them. So disappointing. Perhaps I felt that if I taught the dog to play dead and I failed, one day he might just pass on at the very moment of my 'play dead' instruction.

I want to see how grim being taught to play dead feels. I mean, in wanting to have grown up to be an artist, I'd hear stuff like artists only really achieve success in their art after they're dead. And still, it's what I wanted. I've seen one or two movies about artists staging their own death in order to reap higher prices for their art. That's not what I'm trying to do. Don't worry.

The objective to this playing dead idea I have is to simply get off my ass and do something worth uploading onto here. I have the stupidest website, it's embarrassing. I have an idea to replace it with something simple. The best ideas are the simple ones, right? So, if you're interested, from time to time click the link in my profile for my website and when you see it has been updated, then I'll be back alive.

Oh, and by the way, I saw a car today that puzzled me. It was on my way to the dentist. It's so bizarre, I can't even put into words right now. So, I don't know whether I should just shush for now and start playing dead, or spill my guts. xxx


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Katie

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from: pocketofgreen
date: Sat, Jan. 8, 2011 08:48 pm (UTC)
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Get a different dog.
Seriously. I mean if in the end you really want to succeed in training. Different dog breeds train differently. I'm sure you already know this.

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Bier de Stone

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from: slavezombie
date: Sun, Jan. 9, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
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Not mydog. Belongs to landlord

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Katie

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from: pocketofgreen
date: Sun, Jan. 9, 2011 05:39 am (UTC)
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Oh, well then don't worry about training it.

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Vassal to the ?`s - Post a comment

from: anonymous
date: Mon, Jan. 10, 2011 03:11 am (UTC)
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an excellent example of standing material. benefit, the author of a genius.

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