I think my computer screen just assaulted me with Zohan. I was reading a synopsis, for a different film, when a superimposed web ad for the movie You don't mess with the Zohan, a new Adam Sandler flick for summer 2008, obstructs my view. Zohan held those blow dryers directly at me as though daring me to click the "close" box. Don't you just love ads you can hate like this? I always knew Sandler would get on my nerves some day. Same goes for Java.