Bier de Stone (slavezombie) wrote,
Bier de Stone
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Losers

Natalie Portman

illustration

Today's blanket sin

I know you are, but what I am? This is why I don't watch sports. I get a bit attached to a team, normally the home team, and what happens? I go into a stupor because they are humiliated. Well, I'm glad I don't watch basketball, baseball, football.

People have to be married to enjoy sports. You know the typical scenario. It's the weekend and nobody really wants to do anything out of doors, so, unless a spouse offers to go to market and pick up groceries, the only way out of the house is by keeping the yard clean, the pool, the pond. When that routine is repeated over and over again for infinity, who needs the great outdoors when you have sports. Right? or am I wrong (again).


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