February 14th, 2006

screenwriter, Kightlinger, hate

The correct spelling of Tuesday on a day like today is Deuceday

      Lemme see, in 91 I had a teacher who went by the name of Mr. Cooper, but his first name was Val. He had a black mustache on his lip the size of a tarantula… and he wasn't even bald. Then in 94 I met a woman at the Sears Bldg working for Allstate Insurance. Her name was Val. She was the reason the word wacky was invented. Since then I have no other memorable events occur in my life related to February 14.

Oh, eww, this arugal is so bitter! It'l like my algebra teacher on my bread!

-Catherine Full Frontal [imdb.com]

      Today's big event is trying to figure out what an "arugal" is, and whether or not it's a typo.
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