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Sat, Nov. 3rd, 2007 | 05:17 pm  slavezombie


It must be fun being a paralegal
slavezombie
I guess I found this in somebody's myspace blog. It actually caught my eye as I recalled a silly law I heard mentioned on TV/radio. Of course, it was left out. Now I'm not so certain it is illegal in L.A. to hang one's underwear on a clothes line.

California
  1. A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
  2. Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
  3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  4. A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
  5. Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
  6. Bathhouses are against the law.
  7. Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
  8. Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor); Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
  9. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
  10. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
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Sat, Nov. 3rd, 2007 | 07:38 pm  slavezombie


In exactly 366 days, plus four hours and 15 minutes
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I guess this is the month, if any, when I can expect Hillary Clinton to campaign in a hairy upper lip. According to Metroblogging LA, this month is Movember. If it happens, it happens. I'll be feeling special inside though. I guess it will be a feeling like the one voters get when their elected candidate becomes prez. I will expect to be disappointed later too, like the voters who probably regret casting that vote, the closer that we get to the end of the Prez's term.
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Sat, Nov. 3rd, 2007 | 11:22 pm  slavezombie


Threatening phone calls
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It's early when I get on my computer, because, alas, the right amount of days have rolled by so that the date & time feature is accurately displaying. When I watch TV, it's still late and time for bed. I admit, I've been reluctant to go around the house checking the clocks and making adjustments. I never thought I would make my entries private, but I just got a call from my gf/exgf. She sound very upset. (Read more)


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