( Collapse )INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
MOLLYWhy do you spell your name like that? BIERDELike how? MOLLYWell, if my name was pronounced BIRDY, I'd probably spell it like that to dispel confusion. BIERDEMy name doesn't have to be pronounced BIRDY. Originally, I spelled my name B-I-E-R. Like German beer. And it was pronounced like beer too. MOLLYWhy'd you change it? BIERDEThe computer age doesn't always honor the bits and pieces of a full name. It's FIRST and LAST name; and sometimes suffixes. MOLLYPeople give you smack for having a first name like beer? BIERDEYeh. You know it's just a variation of Pierre, right? And Pierre is the French version of Peter? MOLLYYeah. BIERDEBecause my last name has a preposition, it isn't part of the name. I added it to the end of my first name so the letter "d" wouldn't be capitalized. MOLLYOh, like de GUZMAN, or de Jesus. I get it. That way the system doesn't capitalize the letter D and combine your last name with Jesus which would in turn result in the spelling of Jesus with a small letter J.
BIERDE is mesmerize how accurate MOLLY can be.
BIERDEI told you this story before, haven't I? MOLLYYeah, but we weren't high. I tend to remember stuff better when I'm high. BIERDEIs that a school thing?
MOLLYIf you changed your computer name to BIERDE, the command prompt would resemble DEIRDRE's name on her puter whenever she used command prompt. Or Terminal.