Bier de Stone (slavezombie) wrote,
Bier de Stone
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Some of the funny FWDs I get that make me smile

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Mexican Words of the Day Anagrams
HEAD LICE The pinche policia pulled me over because one of my HEAD LICE was burned out! DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM
JUAREZ My vieja slapped me and I said JUAREZ ur problem bish! PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER
HOOCHIE My vieja found a girls # on my phone and she yelled "tell me HOOCHIE is cabron! ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER
WHEELCHAIR My homie was downing a 40 OZ of Budweiser when I told him, Hey Fool Where's mines? HE told me don't trip dog WHEELCHAIR! DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT
PIKACHU My dad took me to payless and said PIKACHU! THE EYES: THEY SEE
BODYWASH I wanted to go dancing tonight but no BODYWASH my kids! GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE
BUDWEISER The cop said I was going to jail and I asked him BUD WEI SER? THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER
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