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INT. CRAWL SPACE UNDERNEATH HOUSE - DAY
Pipes protrude from the walls and ceiling where AARON, BIER and MOLLEE gather together to smoke weed. The ground is loose dirt and only a portion of the area where they have congregated has an ample amount of space to barely prop ones self up on elbows. Everyone wears dust masks.
Bier grabs his pocket dictionary and moves closer to the lamp.
BIERIt says "the branch of military science", blah blah blah... Okay, here. Number two. "Managing details of an undertaking." AARONHow is that helpful? BIERUndertaking? Military? MOLLEEOkay, yes. I can see the radical interception. BIERBut can you see the link? AARONBob says "Effort to be tough, because he thinks he's going to end all these wars..." MOLLEEWait! Start from the beginning. BIERUntil you have access to a hard copy, it's possible for Bob to claim that what he said was...
Bier turns his focus to his smart phone.
BIER (CONT'D)"And he has really ramped up the fuck, or to be tough, because he thinks that's going to end all these words, faster and send a message to al-Qaeda and their sympathizer extremists that you know, as he has said, "We're coming after you. We don't forget." AARONBut that's not what he said, and it's printed right there in your phone. MOLLEEI didn't hear the "F" word. BIERIt's implied; just like how you used it now. AARONBut he doesn't say "F" word-- MOLLEEExactly what I was saying. BIERPeople don't say "F" word. They say "F" you.
Mollee places her hand on Bier's forehead to check for a temperature.
AARONEven when I'm high, I don't imagine such nonsense. BIERYeah, I need to get back on my meds, but you have to admit that there are plenty of high profile celebrities out there who aren't stuffed shirts as much as they appear to be. Pointdexters that are always sought after by talk show hosts for bit commentator spots. MOLLEEAre you talking ab out shows like Good Morning L. A.? or Meet the Press? AARONYeah, because those are totally different. The people on Meet the Press are nerds. BIERSurely there's one or two Irkles out there with pocket protectors who listen to cool music and get high once in a while. Wasn't Hunter S. Thompson considered an authority figure on politics? MOLLEEOh. He's got us there. More second hand smoke?