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Thu, May. 12th, 2011 | 09:35 am  ‏‏␦ Thankful it's Thurs. ♬ Godsmack - Releasing the demons slavezombie


Project let's-build-a-wine cellar under Mollee's house
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INT. CRAWL SPACE UNDERNEATH HOUSE - DAY

Pipes protrude from the walls and ceiling where AARON, BIER and MOLLEE gather together to smoke weed. The ground is loose dirt and only a portion of the area where they have congregated has an ample amount of space to barely prop ones self up on elbows. Everyone wears dust masks.

Bier grabs his pocket dictionary and moves closer to the lamp.

BIER
It says "the branch of military science", blah blah blah... Okay, here. Number two. "Managing details of an undertaking."

AARON
How is that helpful?

BIER
Undertaking? Military?

MOLLEE
Okay, yes. I can see the radical interception.

BIER
But can you see the link?

AARON
Bob says "Effort to be tough, because he thinks he's going to end all these wars..."

MOLLEE
Wait! Start from the beginning.

BIER
Until you have access to a hard copy, it's possible for Bob to claim that what he said was...


Bier turns his focus to his smart phone.

BIER (CONT'D)
"And he has really ramped up the fuck, or to be tough, because he thinks that's going to end all these words, faster and send a message to al-Qaeda and their sympathizer extremists that you know, as he has said, "We're coming after you. We don't forget."

AARON
But that's not what he said, and it's printed right there in your phone.

MOLLEE
I didn't hear the "F" word.

BIER
It's implied; just like how you used it now.

AARON
But he doesn't say "F" word--

MOLLEE
Exactly what I was saying.

BIER
People don't say "F" word. They say "F" you.


Mollee places her hand on Bier's forehead to check for a temperature.

AARON
Even when I'm high, I don't imagine such nonsense.

BIER
Yeah, I need to get back on my meds, but you have to admit that there are plenty of high profile celebrities out there who aren't stuffed shirts as much as they appear to be. Pointdexters that are always sought after by talk show hosts for bit commentator spots.

MOLLEE
Are you talking ab out shows like Good Morning L. A.? or Meet the Press?

AARON
Yeah, because those are totally different. The people on Meet the Press are nerds.

BIER
Surely there's one or two Irkles out there with pocket protectors who listen to cool music and get high once in a while. Wasn't Hunter S. Thompson considered an authority figure on politics?

MOLLEE
Oh. He's got us there. More second hand smoke?


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