From Twitter, Saturday, 5-2-2015
5:36 PM - I has taken da naps.
10:04 PM - What a crock. Leave it to beaver to turn boxing into a defensive sport like martial arts. Where's the swollen faces? everyone's so pretty.
From Twitter, Sunday, 5-3-2015
10:50 AM - @KayliDawnnn you don't know how sexy you would appear with those choice words in the dialog (and that scottish accent)
From Twitter, Monday, 5-4-2015
From Twitter, Tuesday, 5-5-2015
10:35 PM - @SunnyMabrey definitely the puddle. Unless of course you end up fracturing a few bones down there.
From Twitter, Wednesday, 5-6-2015
12:37 PM - I sat thru a screening of Guardians of the Galaxy and i thought it was surprisingly good (for a PG13 flick) #guardiansofthegalaxy
From Twitter, Thursday, 5-7-2015
From Twitter, Friday, 5-8-2015
1:27 PM - Write! - http://t.co/T1ElvgmQ07
[ http://pinterest.com/pin/177118197822234630/?s=4&m=twitter ]
6:58 PM - @SunnyMabrey: Nothing represents our society's general pussification better than the 0-risk "fortunes" found inside the modern fortune cookie
7:00 PM - The way i felt when i saw that fireball coming. https://t.co/OEFu48qrAU
[ https://twitter.com/SunnyMabrey/status/596855546386362368 ]
From Twitter, Saturday, 5-9-2015
From Twitter, Tuesday, 5-12-2015
5:16 PM - My twitter feed reads like what boingboing use to sound like
11:02 PM - Hey day review: do sheep really tremble and that's why the Bahaha of a bleet sounds like a shiver effect?
From Twitter, Wednesday, 5-13-2015
9:03 PM - Oh i remember now. Something about. .. 'scuse me while i try to listen to this band "Queens of stoneage" et needing to be loved by a whoah~.
From Twitter, Thursday, 5-14-2015
5:50 PM - Do people not use the term brunettes and redheads anymore? is it goths and gingers now?
From Twitter, Tuesday, 5-19-2015
9:31 PM - Phshh. Their money trickles down into the local collective like wastewater draining down a hill after a rain storm. #propertyvalues
9:50 PM - What i mis most s just having the ability to veg out staring at your face. Face to face. Its like my eyes were burnt by vga display syndrome
From Twitter, Wednesday, 5-20-2015
9:38 PM - I checked in at Rock N Roll Sushi on #Yelp http://t.co/CcCwrBaPom
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/rock-n-roll-sushi-los-angeles-2?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Thursday, 5-21-2015
8:38 AM - @MarloMeekins i hope those airplane presents contained THC
11:52 AM - Why? What makes u so special that u can walk away from the stuff ur taking home & expect me 2 place ur books at the far end of the counter?
11:52 AM - Shall I carry your books home for u to? How about u stand to one side and watch all my other customers collect there things where they stand
11:52 AM - I mean, i know I'm hard of hearing, but i think I would've heard u say "PLEASE place my things on that side"
From Twitter, Saturday, 5-23-2015
9:06 PM - What does icing mean?
From Twitter, Sunday, 5-24-2015
5:09 PM - @SunnyMabrey and that's when our real troubles began to surface, on the grand scheme of things
5:39 PM - I checked in at The Sidewalk Cafe on #Yelp http://t.co/hCXOvu8S1U
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sidewalk-cafe-venice?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Thursday, 5-28-2015
12:05 PM - I checked in at Stein Optometric Center on #Yelp http://t.co/m54ebMuiCF
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/stein-optometric-center-burbank?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
8:46 PM - #pollolococommercial are u sure you wanna say ur chef, an expert w/ cutlery, is still working on his spooning skills? Did u just edit it out
From Twitter, Saturday, 5-30-2015
7:02 PM - @LauraJSilverman you've got me thinking now, lady, whether the name Damon isn't the word demon misspelled.
7:44 PM - Where are you when you lose or break that flimsy stylus for the Samsung Galaxy Note ii? 25 dollars out of pocket. That's where. Just saying
10:08 PM - So in Melancholia, Justine is the underage teen being raised by liberals & taught a great lesson, in home schooling, about family life.
10:38 PM - First thoughts you had when you heard the phrase "why beat a dead horse?" for the first time ever.
From Twitter, Sunday, 5-31-2015
11:27 AM - I'll never get use to the train schedules for LA metro. Sitting waiting for my train to pick me up in 45 minutes. Weekends arethe worse.
11:35 AM - Political graffiti-Obamas reflection on a yellow painted rail car while smoking a joint and saying paradox misspelled http://t.co/nbsp1nT7Rk
[ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGWtKDzVIAAn5xq.jpg ]