From Twitter, Monday, 6-1-2015
9:17 AM - New 12" arrived couple days ago. Tried merging ext HD used for backing up old laptop w Time Machine. Gave up. Guess all my digital tunes ded
4:15 PM - @SunnyMabrey there's no real way of knowing which parts of the sentence r inflected by jes reading that phrase eh -- unless u know an Aussie
4:59 PM - Jesus H! Jes learned that there's a high chance my ext HD, with all my MP3s, is kaput. Took 4 hrs driving around town talking to techs. ????
6:34 PM - Whoever you are in the black car w illegally tinted windshield, help urself 2 some road rage. Being cut off is never pretty, is it?
6:41 PM - @LauraJSilverman no such thing as a limit, especially if ur recycling the wax into balls to shoot pesky raccoons w slingshot at that hour.
9:50 PM - @SunnyMabrey --/ohhh/--
From Twitter, Tuesday, 6-2-2015
8:34 PM - Once ina while I'm so jittery with my hands in my phone, i startle myself when phone starts playing radio. #Knac
From Twitter, Wednesday, 6-3-2015
From Twitter, Thursday, 6-4-2015
8:42 AM - @LauraJSilverman there goes my plans for an enema
From Twitter, Friday, 6-5-2015
2:41 PM - I checked in at Hugo's Tacos on #Yelp http://t.co/hasjIESat0
[ http://www.yelp.com/biz/hugos-tacos-atwater-village?pt=check_in&ref=twitter&v=4b ]
From Twitter, Monday, 6-8-2015
3:19 PM - @SunnyMabrey no animals were harmed in the making of this Vine
From Twitter, Tuesday, 6-9-2015
9:19 AM - So I'm washing my face in the shower vigorously scrubbing up, down, when my finger jams into my nostril. Next thing, i see blood dripping.
From Twitter, Wednesday, 6-10-2015
1:14 PM - I have short term memory issues. Its gotten so bad that I can't recall whether my gf has restraining orders, so I play it safe and stay away
10:18 PM - In a hundred years, when movies become MYST3K candidates, my nothingness will be astounded that I sat thru THE DAMNED.
From Twitter, Thursday, 6-11-2015
From Twitter, Friday, 6-12-2015
From Twitter, Saturday, 6-13-2015
8:33 PM - If anybody asks, my suprvsr kicked me in the shin bcuz she was unhappy that I got my work done b4 she could think of something else 4me todo
From Twitter, Sunday, 6-14-2015
From Twitter, Monday, 6-15-2015
3:53 PM - It feelsgood totake thebike towork fora change. Cages suffocate, and the climate this morning was so refreshing.
9:35 PM - Freaked out right now. Working in study when i find a button on the chair (which i didn't see when i sat) and i dunno where it came from =:o
From Twitter, Tuesday, 6-16-2015
11:06 AM - I don't wear glasses anymore bcuz my hair told me the constant pulling off and putting on again of the specs is wreaking havoc with my hair.
11:10 AM - @AnaGNews that looks like my bearded dragon that ran away in 2011
From Twitter, Wednesday, 6-17-2015
From Twitter, Thursday, 6-18-2015
12:03 AM - Human suffering is screening part 3 of Henry Fool trilogy #nedrifle. Don't get me wrong, Aubrey plaza's boobs r great.
7:18 AM - @MJRiggins my dark place has me marveling over my phone number containing the number four twenty in it.
11:10 AM - W/all the probe satellites earth puts into orbit,if there was an altered dimensional existence, they probably think the the flybys are UFOs.
2:08 PM - Slow reads borrowed from libr which u hafta return b4 ur finished can b requested again. C f msgs were left behind as a bkmark in the 2nd cp
9:42 PM - When the barometric pressure is low, does that mean an invisible UFO hovers overhead causing a decrees in gravity?
10:36 PM - As far as online dating goes, it feels worse than my previous status of single and lonely cuz I feel obsolete amidst hundreds of candidates.
10:40 PM - @LauraJSilverman story of my life /m\
10:57 PM - Slayer Guitarist Wears ?Kill the Kardashians? T-Shirt http://t.co/Vt6R5Q9fKy
...cuz even JHs replacement isn't taking the new Slayer serious
[ http://www.riffyou.com/slayer-kardashians-t-shirt/ ]
From Twitter, Friday, 6-19-2015
10:37 PM - @LauraJSilverman reminds me of how i felt gettin pricked by cactus sb planted on sidewalk in front of their house... jes cuz i wobble a bit.
From Twitter, Saturday, 6-20-2015
12:08 AM - What would Linus van Pelt do?
From Twitter, Sunday, 6-21-2015
From Twitter, Monday, 6-22-2015
7:47 PM - OH "why don'tyou stabur face while ur moving?
From Twitter, Tuesday, 6-23-2015
11:48 AM - Why should i have to go out of my way to "hide" suggested posts that are plainly just ads on twitter? #suckytweets
From Twitter, Wednesday, 6-24-2015
12:15 AM - @SunnyMabrey I'm hungry
From Twitter, Thursday, 6-25-2015
2:52 PM - Depression hits when i go 2 read up on tweets, but the ads twitter sponsors appear 2b more interesting than my comedian twittr subscriptions
3:29 PM - Snapchat just drained my monthly allotment of data usage in one minute.
From Twitter, Friday, 6-26-2015
From Twitter, Sunday, 6-28-2015
10:37 PM - United States Numbered Highways - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://t.co/GUivolWVQB via @delicious
[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Numbered_Highways ]
11:58 PM - @MarloMeekins I'm not lying when i say the 2 of you make the perfect couple. I luv Lucy all over again, or Ginger & the Professor
From Twitter, Monday, 6-29-2015
8:21 PM - @MJRiggins I luv u, MJ. Just wanted ur attention.
9:01 PM - @lisadraws: the most astonishing and awe-inducing thing of our time: marketing budget of minions
9:02 PM - @SunnyMabrey: Capoeira is the most beautiful dance that involves inverted scissor kicking another dancer in the larynx I've ever seen
9:02 PM - @GonzoVice: Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
From Twitter, Tuesday, 6-30-2015