From Twitter, Monday, 2-1-2016
5:10 PM - @slavezombie: Today we start treating acct. balances using amnesty protocol. It means free money #iamnotacommunist
5:13 PM - @slavezombie: What ever happened to haggling candidates for their financial statements?
5:23 PM - @slavezombie: If providing free health care is communistic, when pol. commentators bag on Sanders, is it ok to bring up topic: "airplanes made of butter"?
From Twitter, Tuesday, 2-2-2016
11:05 AM - @slavezombie: I was looking forward to seeing who wins between Clinton and Trump. Unless New Hampshire elects Trump, my write-in is gonna be Peewee Herman
From Twitter, Wednesday, 2-3-2016
4:59 PM - @slavezombie: Hello ducks (@ Echo Park Lake in Los Angeles, CA) https://t.co/NmHTjchKGT https://t.co/73kBlHSHCj
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From Twitter, Saturday, 2-6-2016
2:41 PM - @slavezombie: @LauraJSilverman conversing is overrated. It's the thin line between txting and sexting which makes eye contact taboo.
From Twitter, Sunday, 2-7-2016
3:31 AM - @slavezombie: y I hate being awake at 3am. As I try to get bk 2sleep, review my day thinking horrible thoughts bout bitch customers when wall makes noises
3:34 AM - @slavezombie: It's like God can hear my evil thots &makes the drywall in my bedrm, just where my head lies, creek w/ pings and knocks. A knock knock joke
3:37 AM - @slavezombie: ... then, as I type into my phone, another tablet sounds an alert that I have incoming something(social media subscr, email, etc.) Who knows
3:40 AM - @slavezombie: I'm 1 to b bitching. This is probably the perfect time of night 2 make click clackety noises myself on my vintage typewriter. Wake up bitch!
From Twitter, Friday, 2-12-2016
3:50 AM - @slavezombie: I just had a dream about eating a laced cupcake that tastedlike an old fashioned donut. I woke up before it kicked in.
From Twitter, Saturday, 2-13-2016
1:21 PM - @slavezombie: This puts in perspective all the funny Vines I subscribe to in order to put a smile on my face. https://t.co/zft8ivZdtz
[ https://twitter.com/rabihalameddine/status/698348778391105536 ]
From Twitter, Sunday, 2-14-2016
From Twitter, Saturday, 2-20-2016
From Twitter, Sunday, 2-21-2016
4:06 AM - @slavezombie: Why can't all single women be as funny as the Viners I subscribe to?
10:09 AM - @slavezombie: I dunno if my eyes could tolerate 4 yrs of the Hill on my TV when the alternative could be sporadic interviews of Trump's first lady
From Twitter, Monday, 2-22-2016
10:28 PM - @slavezombie: Cant believe i piad real $, even f it was only $1.25, 4 this typewriter app. My gullibilty w/ dating apps is worse. https://t.co/Gzo1rzYXm3
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From Twitter, Thursday, 2-25-2016
From Twitter, Sunday, 2-28-2016
9:27 PM - @slavezombie: @laina622 me too. Still trying to figure out if #Sicario won anything
From Twitter, Monday, 2-29-2016
6:20 PM - @slavezombie: @laina622 i still cant bring myself to concentrate on the game at sports bars. im stuck w/ whatever aires on NBC, CBS, FOX or KTTV
9:42 PM - @slavezombie: @audipenny @MarloMeekins hells bells, just when i thot drama could be surfacing. If i knew you at all, id get on my knees to beg that its me
10:21 PM - @slavezombie: Is it normal when fullmetaljackie asks me to call her or sign up for some sorta giveaway on KLOS that I visualize her giving me head?