- Wed, 13:12: This is Chester, my seasonal pet. I feed birds like these each… https://t.co/dzPsJlljS2
- Wed, 13:50: Big corp using ingenuity and not letting their zombie boogers go to waste by utilizing it as glue. https://t.co/IrhofadXtp
- Wed, 14:03: I feed these birds each winter. As gratitude, the sing me a tune. https://t.co/C9ke1xCz4I #whoa
- Thu, 00:21: Have u ever gone to the kitchen in the black of night for a glass of water. You don’t wanna turn on the lights becu… https://t.co/Hkdu17HCoG
- Thu, 00:25: Ok so mebbe I’m nuts, but I think Hill is running the cuntry from behind the scenes. Trump’s just there because he wants answers to 9/11.
- Thu, 02:28: Bees can’t fly at nite, so while we’re all busy using cells during the day, the bees are like: This species is cray… https://t.co/ugefjDpGVE
- Thu, 02:32: It’s almost the Witching Hour and I still haven’t gotten a wink of sleep. I’ll listen closely for ghouls tonite sin… https://t.co/3Rdg56Rmd9