- Tue, 16:57: Enjoying late lunch, early dindin @ Tony's Saloon https://t.co/8lGGZIscn8
- Tue, 19:14: ME: Hey pops, look! I made myself authentic designer jeans, all ripped and shiite. DAD: Estas loco.
- Wed, 00:10: I don't think I'm going to be able to wipe my ass with this sprained wrist. Is there a job title I need to know bef… https://t.co/O6kvS9YjHt
- Wed, 00:29: maybe it's the pain that's depriving me sleep, but if I take a painkiller, and roll around in my sleep, won't that… https://t.co/S0RRzOKh9r
- Wed, 06:06: Perception of marriage as a toddler: when you can’t escape the bonds a woman has tied you up in, but the struggle i… https://t.co/oRv91bGBsJ